Thank you kindly for your illuminating exploration of our marvelous body’s ability to transform common asparagus into malodorous urine. I found it intriguing, especially since I am able to both produce and smell that nasty concoction that I refer to as “pee pee stinky stink.”

I hope that you will entertain a few suggestions for future related pieces. First, I notice that in addition to my thioester-infused urine, about 98% of my feces also smells, occasionally so bad that my small apartment must be vacated for hours. Is this consistent with the rest of the population? Are there individuals who are unable to produce smelly poop or who are unable to smell nature’s nasty elixir that wafts from fecal matter? I am dying to know.

Second, do females “do number 2?” I am convinced that they do not, but one time I accidently wandered into a female restroom and heard what sounded like someone pooping. That day still haunts me. Perhaps it was a man whose personal matters were too urgent to make it to the more distant male bathroom? Could it really have been a member of the fairer sex?

I would appreciate your insights on these topics.

Fondly,
-Another who cares deeply about the body’s mysteries