It was not that long ago that one of my college buddies mentioned to me that asparagus makes your urine smell bad. Apparently this fact is rather widely disseminated among young adults (adolescents rarely partake of the vegetable out of childish aversion), and although I do eat, and enjoy, asparagus, I was uninformed, obviously uninformed, of the urine bit. As I prepared some asparagus for this evening’s dinner, I decided to look into the phenomenon.

This notion of noisomeness associated with asparagus was first documented in the 1730s, despite the food’s longstanding culinary presence. It was not until the 20th century, however, that scientists investigated it. Although, I suppose that malodorous urine was no reason to keep a scientist up at night, considering that they did not yet realize that living organisms are made of cells, nor that infection is caused by germs. In any case, as far as I can tell, scientists first began to probe the issue in the 1950s. For the next 30-some years, it appears that they concluded, incorrectly, that around 50% of individuals produce the unpleasant stench as a result of eating asparagus. Interestingly, these assertions were tainted with bad science: the studies did not implement an objective means of determining whether or not the foul smell occurred (they relied on the report of the individuals who ate the stuff).

Here’s the punchline: while a fraction of individuals may excrete the actual chemicals associated with the stink (thiols and thioesters — sulfur-containing compounds), only a fraction of people can actually smell the putrid result. The observation is, therefore, doubly confounded by the ability to excrete noxious urine and a genetically-based anosmia, which up to 90% of men and women may have. (1)

So we can really only conclude one thing from this discussion: if you eat asparagus, and you think your urine subsequently smells bad, then you’re right … it does, and you’re a “producer.” If you smell nothing, however, you may or may not be an offender. Eat warily, mes amis.

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